Dog Logic

The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous

 

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
-Ben Williams

 

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
-Josh Billings

 

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
-Andy Rooney

 

Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies...
-Anonymous

 

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
-Franklin P. Jones

 

If your dog is fat... you aren't getting enough exercise!
-Unknown

 

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money.
-Joe Weinstein

 

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

 

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain

 

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
-Roger Caras

 

If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two of them.
-Phil Pastoret

 


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