Senior Texting Code...

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Farted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't Get Up

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin - or - For Your Indigestion

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicked In

GTG: Get the Geritol

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

JK: Just Kvetching

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's a Doctor

OHK: Oxygen Hose Kinked

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas

PIMP: Pooped in my Pants

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing ... And Can't Get Up

SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

SUP: Speak Up, Please

TGIF: Thank Goodness it's Four (Four o'clock - Early Bird Specials)

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age ...

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

Attitude is Everything

Have you hugged your insurance agent today? We need your support.

Home Individual Health Insurance Senior Health Dental Plans Dental Glossary Contact Us

Vision Insurance Dental & Vision Blue Cross Senior Dental PPO  Blue Shield Dental PPO  MultiFlex Dental Insurance

Anthem Blue Cross logo    Affordable Health Insurance Online

Barricks Insurance Services
276 N El Camino Real #6, Oceanside, CA 92058
Phone:   (310) 678-6315

©1995  Barricks Insurance Services. CA License #0383850